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Let’s be honest, we’ve all at least attempted to do a little sexting.

No matter if you were trying to spice up an existing relationship, starting a new one, or just being a creepy dude who tries to get pictures of girls for his own private collection, you’ve done it.

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This is just going to make you look stupid and we both know you’re better than that. You’re describing an intimate sexual encounter, not a random, drunken hook-up in an Arby’s parking lot. Even if you aren’t dating any of them and you’re just casually trying to hook up, this could result in a nightmare: Needless to say you aren’t going to be doing any more sexting with Shannon and if there’s any pattern in the universe at all, she probably knows who Stacy is and will be talking about what a jerk you are with her by the end of the night. You could add a little bit onto your, uh, length, but don’t describe yourself as the horcrux snake that accompanied Voldemort in Harry Potter. It sounds petty but these questions will eat you alive if she hesitates at all in responding. DO realize she’s probably not doing all those sexy things she’s typing.

A side note to the creepy dudes, you know if you just want pictures of girl’s boobs you can turn off Google safe search and literally anything you type in will bring up boobs. Here are some steps to guide you through your sexting experience. Here’s an actual text a female friend of mine received from a guy WHO GOT HER NUMBER FROM FACEBOOK: There are obviously so many things wrong with this.

Now I know you’re excited and can’t wait to dive into your new world of textual exploration but slow down. The first mistake was hunting down a phone number on Facebook like Joey Greco from Cheaters but that’s a whole other set of issues.

These chats came out randomly but ended being featured here and becoming a memory for all of us.

We are grateful to these people who have a knack for seeing the humor in almost everything.

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